The Hog In The Pound

The Hog In The Pound, Bond Street, W1K 5RE

Well. Taking a dump in this place is not for the faint hearted. No toilet seat, basin splattered with piss, saloon style door that has no lock which can't be held shut as it is too far away. You'd probably crap on the floor if you tried. General hygiene standards were pretty low whilst the scent of ammonia was pretty high. Obviously not well maintained as a can of Special Brew can be seen in the background.

4/10

The Strongroom

The strongroom, 120 - 124 Curtain Road, Shoreditch, EC2A 3SQ

Each cubicle has its own basin, for which, I assume is incase you are firing from both ends. On the whole it was relatively clean, though you do have to wade through a quagmire of piss and paper towels to get to the shitter on a busy night. Not much to report really. Quite a lackluster bog really.

5/10

Argyle Arms

Argyll Arms, Argyll Street, W1F 7TP.

Initial appearances where not good. Piss and paper sprawled across the cubicle floor highlighting the previous users lack of aim. On the whole, however, it was pretty hygienic. And there was plenty of room to swing a cat. The grab rails I assume are for some kind of fecal gymnastics as Im sure no wheelchair user would be able to climb two flights of stairs to use them.

6/10