Cafe 1001, 1 Dray Walk, 91 Brick Lane, E1 6QL
I can't decide weather this place stinks more of piss or shit? Perhaps both in equal measure. Even during a midweek lunch this place looked like it had seen better days. It was so rank that not even the cockroaches I saw in the cafe (no I don't mean Pete Doherty) did not dare to enter! I was literally scared for my sexual health when unsheathing my organs. I have never heard of anyone catching hep C whilst pinching a loaf but Im pretty sure you could have picked up a few tropical diseases on this pan.
3/10
I've visited Cafe 1001 many times and always found it to be clean and well run. I've eaten and taken a dump and can report a clean bill of health. I can confidently say and excuse the pun, Pan..... Your talking Shit.
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