White Swan

White Swan, 14 Vauxhall Bridge Road, Pimlico SW1V 2SA  

To be honest this was quite a modest commode. Dark but not dank, dingy but not dirty. I think it was just a dated old bog really. Pretty clean with more than enough paper to pamper your poo hole after a vinadloo or two.

6/10

Feng Sushi

Feng Sushi, Notting Hill, W11 3JZ

Not Massive, in fact quite small. Most people would have to stoop to wash their hands. There is however a mirror adjacent to the bowel so you can watch yourself poo. 

4/10

Public Toilet Broadwick Street

Broadwick Street, Soho, W1F 8HX

50p a poop. I know most people have a chip on their shoulder about spending money to spend a penny but you can lock yourself in for up to 20 mins. That works out at 2.5p a minute. In my books thats a bargin. Bigger than most peoples bogs at home, you could probably throw a party in there. Clean too.

7/10

Sketch

Sketch, 9 Conduit Street, W1S 2XG

The toilets here are completely unisex. Which is pretty refreshing. The decor is amazing, if a little unnerving and completely white. A massive egg shaped edifice filled with the sound of cheering and laughter projected through the cubicles own dedicated speaker system further amuse/disturb the sitter. Hygiene was high.  A thoroughly  pleasant place to poo!

8/10